ddowney: marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean that’s stone and someone made it look transparent do you see that fabric? do you see that fluffy pillow? do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles? no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
fur74: “Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”
me: *gets attached to anyone who shows me any attention ever*
dracosferret: [FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.
xharshrealityx: purpleheartx: xbulma: crystal-meth-princess: blackamigotrapgod: conveys: datscutee: dontworrybekarl: best office moment ever hands down basically just explains the office all together the feels YES AH YES MY FAVORITE Never gets old Omffgggg Favorite episode
that-horny-mofo: cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god fucking fandom references WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM? THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY